Part time hobo / Tesco staff botherer and unclean toilet abuser. Views are my own....or are they? Dun Dun Duhhhhhhhhh!
Amazing how fast @jeremycorbyn can act when miffed. The party has decided that if in government it would probably legislate to make it easier for constituents to force by-elections when an MP defects.
Time for some Lego fun before lapsing into the daily coma.... #reallife #keepitreal #lego https://t.co/0HeHICb9hk
#keepitreal #reallife and here's what I did today too.... Bought an iron. And took paracetamol. Fucking hell, I can barely contain myself! https://t.co/EKiidsZYSy
There you go campers, because reality rarely features on social media, here's what I did yesterday.... This is what people really do with their time, not constantly sking round the world while drinking gin! #real #keepitreal https://t.co/kMzTKA4yLk
@Jam_sponge Sadly mate, I know what you mean, I needed them too for a couple of years and trying to stay off them at the moment, but they really did help and I felt much more like me with them. No shame in doing what you're doing, and please be happy mate. All the best.
@drinkrelaxplay @devolverdigital Can I come and play? I can bring some cake if bribery is required?
@GennaBain I wish you all the best in recovery there Genna, take care!
Seriously, I don't know what it is but right now I feel like the embodiment of a wet sock mauled by a dog.
Really excited about the S Club reunion
Sums up how I feel at the moment....
@IanDunt Do you reckon it's too late for this to mean anything regarding Brexit and , current political debacle?
@IanDunt Somehow, I think you held back here.... 😂
@balconyshirts Don't we all?
What a lovely restaurant / barge they have here... https://t.co/Q61xDZtY9a
Look everyone, there's a game on the telly.... Oh it's Overwatch, never mind.... 😂 https://t.co/hvSpPXuPX6