Oh dear.

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It’s a pretty few days for many people it appears, and I certainly know the feeling, it must be said. Just look at BBC News for the latest on all that “tomfoolery”, the ministers are like flies on a windscreen at the moment, it’s only a matter of time before public hanging comes back and the Queen from Alice in Wonderland comes storming in shouting “off with their heads!” accompanied by that green alien laughing thing from Return of the Jedi.

Now I cannot possibly comment on the fallout from the missing data discs too much, but as you can imagine I will say something. Big mouth like me can’t resist.

From all this, you can only surely see people overreacting and the HMRC tightening the belt so much that you struggle for breath and you won’t even able to have a poo without some director saying “yes, you can.” And with the merry go round that is our political system the opposition will keep on using this to say we are better than you and you smell of Vic.

And it will solve nothing. At the heart of any system, the weak link is always a human. And until we develop into energy or something uber good from Star Trek, that will always be the case. Never mind.

That’s as far as I am going to push that subject for now so let’s move on.

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Is Optimus Prime a wuss?

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There's the fellaA very good question, dear readers because this debate was sparked off remarking on Mr. Potato Head and how hard they are, would they defeat Megatron a lot better than the Movie version of OP? This was becuase in the cartoon movie, Optimus Prime kicked bottom and was hard has nails. He could look at a train track and it would buckle trying to run away from him.

But in order to illistrate the point in differences, I need to explain the ending to the movie version of Transformers. I know that spoling a film is one of the most evil things you can do, and I can only apologise to people now, so if you don’t want to know, look away from this post.

BEWARE SPOLIERS:

Optimus Prime battled it out with Megatron in the city where they smashed through several buildings and casuing a wee bit of a mess. But Megatron was clearly superior, thrashing him about and basically the robot was a beaten man. It took a little scrawny kid person to destroy Megatron and save the day by shoving a cube into his chest.

It was pointed out that Optimus Prime would not be swayed so easily in the cartoon, and indeed he carried on to the bitter end, fighting and shooting until he could do no more. Therefore the movie version was “gay” to quote my learned collegue. And therefore the Mr. Potato Head version (Optimash Prime – see what they did, aren’t Playskool clever?) is trying to be the movie version and therefore would be as equally as pants.

Is this true? Has the true hero of Transformers been turned into a nancy? And if you were not happy with what happened, how should have the Transformers Movie really ended? Should they have gone on a wizzo adventure finding the holy garden of Tanktarta or perhaps settled their differences with the decpiticons with a nice cup of tea. How would you all prefered it to end? I would look forward to hearing debate on this important issue.

All this starts making you wonder what I do for a living….

(Post Contents requested by Paul Comaish.)

Site Update and Email Response

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The Podcast page has been updated with what’s coming up in that, the future work page has been altered to reflect on going changes, and I have to also say that the blog posts will be infrequent over the next few days due to recording and playing Call of Duty 4.

Also I have received 2 emails about my comments about Amy Winehouse. To paraphrase once again, I don’t know what I am talking about and I am not a true fan according to one of them. She is meant to be out of it etc for her performances and you get her true spirit as opposed to artists who produce the same every gig. And I am an example of why we knock people who are famous. (well that part I guess is true, I have spoken about Amy a fair bit here on the blog and the Podcast)

Rather than respond in private, I will tell you all that I bought the tickets for two reasons:

1) Natalie really liked her and I thought it was a good thing to do for her. (Boyfriend Duty)
2) The performance earlier in the year at Glasto was fantastic, spot on with not a boo in the crowd. I thought it would be good based on that.

So I guess I am a mug then, and all the other naughty words. But you know what, I stand by what I said. It was constructive criticism towards the end, the start of it, I posted what I saw. If you want further proof, go to You Tube and watch what some other people have actually posted and make your own mind up.

Though having read a review today about the Glasgow gig, It appears she’s started to pull herself together, albeit still showing her dark side. Note perfect from what The Glasgow Daily Record reported, so here’s hoping that she gets better, her situation improves and carries on producing fine music, better than that bang bang crap we are all supposed to love.

Children in need of another biscuit

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Not quite as catchy, that was the original title for the event that the BBC stages every year, but it was scrubbed by one of the cameramen and well it seems to have stuck. I spent my Friday night in, choosing to actually watch the television for once, if only for the far too short Doctor Who special, which I quite liked as it goes. Methinks that could have made for quite an interesting episode in it’s own right, instead for just charity but hey ho, those are the breaks.

Mind you I still think they would do well to bring back Christopher Eccleston for a crossover as he was a great doctor, bitter and sad. With Billy Piper, actually that would be a great watch.

But enough of that, I watched Children in Need and well despite the fact that they raise millions for children in the UK suffering through all sorts of conditions and problems, and that itself is fantastic, I only really sat there thinking one thing:

It’s one big advert.

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As featured on the BBC

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Just some self promotion here I’m afraid, after my attack on what was a performance of a different kind, I decided to voice some of my opinion on the BBC News Website. Oh yes, in a world where prices are sky rocketing out of control, war is raged, and people starve every day, I finally get off my high horse about a pop concert.

My, I can almost see the world becoming a better place…. 🙂

But alas it seems someone at the BBC liked the comment:

As seen on T'internet!

The original article can be found at this URL: BBC News about Amy Winehouse

Now some of it has been altered for obvious reasons otherwise they wouldn’t publish it but the point remains the same. One only looks to the news tomorrow to see if the performance is repeated tonight in Glasgow…

How the Winehouse has fallen…

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Last Night, after having good times with the rest of my Birmingham bound comrades, we took in a show at the NIA, with Mrs Amy Winehouse. Now of course we all know about recent history and the fact that her husband is currently locked up for trying to pervert the course of justice, to what ends we don’t know. Of course all the talk was about whether or not she would turn up at all let alone perform any of her modern day classic songs.

According to one radio station at least, the support act lead singer had learned all her songs so she could perform them if required, which being honest, is not the best thing to be hearing before you make your way to a concert. But that doesn’t even come close to paling in comparison to the horrors that we beheld.

In hind sight, maybe the support girl should have performed. Instead of an entertaining evening singing along to the likes of “Back to Black” and “Love Is A Losing Game” and just being glad that for once we were indoors to enjoy such a talent, we had an entertaining evening of seeing how bad a human being can make a complete arse of themselves of stage. And I am being kind in that regard.

For starters, the main act herself was extremely late on stage after the support act went off by about an hour (it was less, but standing there in the arena, it seemed longer) and then when she did come on, oh dear. She seemed to excessively rub her nose (no mystery there) and then try and drink an imaginary drink, then she actually got hold of one, and then another and another all through the opening few minutes of the act.

Where was she? The Sahara Desert?

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My Day Off by Paul Hughes

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Once upon a time, there was a devil-may-care man by the name of Paul Hughes. He was a big person, who played with shiny metal things for a living. One day, one of his friends, asked if he could come and have some fun at an arena shooting and laughing at other friends with lasers.

This sounds grand, said Paul, and so He had the day off to go and have fun while other people still played with shiny metal things. His friend who likes to play with him sometimes, Natalie also came along and after a short on the magic car, arrived outside a place with big tellys all showing films with people being angry at each other. We don’t like that sort of thing so we’ll carry on, shall we kids?

YEAHHHHHH!

Ok then.

We all met up and were all jolly excited. We went passed men who smelt and asked “Big Issue” to which we respond, no we have no big issues today but thank you for asking. You see, one of our friends was still playing with shiny coffee things and needed to let out to play and so that’s where we went first before skipping onto the 37 bus and heading off to the playpen of lasers.

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To the Bride and Groom

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For the second time here on Ooh Sometimes, it gives me great pleasure to say that another of my friends (in fact both of them) are now engaged.

Not the engage that you see ol’ Captain Picard say before the end credits off Star Trek, and the little word that pops up when someone is in the toilet, no they are be married at a yet unknown location (I presume somewhere on Earth but with the advent of the commercial space shuttle launches, you can’t say for certain.)

So from everyone here at Ooh Sometimes, please wish all the Best to Steve Middleton and Kristi Janno (Middleton, not sure if she will go double barred…)

The Announcement

WOOOOOOOO!!!!

London’s gone to hell..

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This morning, I spent some time wandering around London, but I must confess it’s changed since last I went there. The sky swirled with red, and the most oddly shaped airplanes circled overhead. The part of town I meandered through, clearly had seen better days, debris everywhere, windows smashed, not a phone in the place was working.

And all around me, you could see all sorts of drunk people, just moaning and dragging their feet along, just hoping to be put out of their misery. I didn’t feel happy where I was, so I moved along to Holborn Street Tube station, hoping to catch a ride to Covert Garden, where I had spent a far few hours watching the street artists toil away, hoping for at least 3 or 4 silly tourists to show them the money. But the most bizarre thing was, there was no service. Not another strike, I thought, but no, it appears other things had caused the service to cease permanently.

An alternative service was provided to Covert Garden, and when I arrived, hoping to catch some of the performers to laugh at, again not a soul to be seen. And well frankly you begin to wonder how badly the city of London is doing for cash, because this place looked like hell. The roof had gone, the walls collapsed, and no sign of that band we saw earlier in the year playing for customers, badgering them to buy their CDs.

Here, the drunk people were getting vicious so my time here was short lived. The rain was beginning to batter down against as I hastened to my goal. The journey was long and painful, I had died a few times it felt along the way, but around the back of the main streets surrounding the formal glorious gardens, there was something amiss. Something which shouldn’t be there.

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5.4.3.2.1…BARRIERS ARE GO!

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Broken Britain yesterday was suffering all sorts of naughtiness it appears, we had the imminent threat of flooding all along the east coast, cue Hordes of people in schools and leisure centers. And the most amazing thing was happening on Sky News. They were live at the scene, showing viewers the Thames Barrier being lowered or raised, whatever the hell it was meant to do, and they were expecting something dramatic and they got nothing.

But instead of carrying on with the other news, such as that “conspiracy theory” murder in Italy where that poor student girl was murdered and they are dragging in everyone who knew her, they stayed on that for a further 20 minutes. Just watching a block being moved.

Now forgive me for sounding silly, and that does happen frequently, but that doesn’t sound like a roaring time. I couldn’t imagine for the life of me see people in the pub, shouting at it going “COME ON BARRIER! YOU CAN DO IT MY SON!”, but then again I seldom watch the news anymore, I only caught all this last night during an attempt to pretend that I was in the gym losing weight and looking all the more manly for it.

And by the time I had finished on the cross-trainer and it was still on, I was amazed at this, and I felt compelled to write about it now. Sorry, it’s just whenever I watch the news in recent times, it is overly depressing and the few times I do watch, something on the news always amazes me, the barrier fitted into that category. It was almost like they were stuggling to for things to say.

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