Ladies and Gentleman, welcome back for more card playing nonsense!

For this edition of the adventure, it will be the fourth wing of Blackrock Mountain we face, with yet again more wings opening up with more new enemies and cards to gain, and tears to shed at each loss. The third wing had an almost unstoppable foe in the guise of Rend Blackhand, so much so, I suspect it was only pure luck in the end with the lack of taunts that allowed victory to be achieved.

So what fresh hell and drawn out pain are we in for now? After all, the dragon dude Lord Victor Nefarius is certainly not happy with our escapades within the mountain and what is certain is that it’s only a matter of time before we face this fearsome opponent, but will it be this time? Or will it be just more meh meh while we drink our tea or then lose against someone else over and over again?

So once again, I invite you to join me for another delightful afternoon’s playing of the forth wing, with tea* and merriment via the YouTube video below;

* Terms and conditions apply, see pack for details, tea doesn’t last long these days, need big flask….

In a fight for survival there are no rules, except for the rule that there are no rules. Welcome mortals to the Kar Krash, so get over here and enjoy some rootin’ tootin’ button mashing!

Yes Mortal Kombat X is next on the roster for your dining and dancing pleasure, though in traditional Gaming Car Crash fashion, things don’t go exactly according to plan with playing the game on the PC. In fact the video you are about to see, was the second attempt at filming it after the first attempt ended at best with a stuttery finish so bad, you would be forgiven for thinking you were having a stroke.

You may of course seen along (with everyone else on release day) that there was a bit of a major issue come the day of release where you basically downloaded 3GB, and then you got treated to the menu system and nothing else.

This was due to the fact that Steam had experimented with a streaming installation type, which point blank didn’t work on arrival, which of course lead to various comments by everyone stating that Mortal Kombat X was the best menu simulator ever to exist.

Even now, in order to fully install the game, you will need to download the three gigabytes install first, then select every install DLC file present to arrive at the real full install, something it has to be said is not fun at all.

Various patches since have arrived, and in the meantime things have gotten better in the week since the release with most of the content now available to all, along with an additional 10000 “koins” to spend within a feature known as the crypt which provides various unlocks for the game itself, so is this something to sink your teeth and anything else into?

Certainly it’s a stunning looking game but does it play well technically, as all fighting games actually require the system not to stutter at all to maintain any form of playable form. Are there still problems waiting to be uncovered, beyond the fact that the Lord of Leisure is incapable of playing fighting games with any level of skill?

Find out in the below YouTube video once more;

* Terms and conditions apply, see pack for details, tea did run out early on so we were getting desperate as time went on….

It’s been a long time, getting from there to here, it’s been a long time, but my time is finally near….wait a minute….those are the lyrics to Star Trek: Enterprise! Never mind, you’ve been missing me for quite a while and let’s see if we can fail once again at Blizzard’s card game of misery and money making; Hearthstone.

This time, it will be Blackrock Mountain we face, as the new Hearthstone adventure rears its ugly head onto the scene with more new enemies and cards to gain. The first couple of wings fighting characters from the World of Warcraft raid which this adventure is based on, will be open by the time I finally touch back down in the UK and THERE BE DRAGONS TO FIGHT!

So if you haven’t had enough of the arena runs where we see failure after failure* with drink problems arising, and you want to see what the fuss is about before you part with the best part of £20, then watch the YouTube video below;

* Terms and conditions apply, see pack for details….

I could tell that you were suffering from bad gameplay withdrawal and due to the fact that I’m away in another continent at the moment, away from the comforts of Dairy Milk chocolate and super noodles, if we didn’t do something soon, entire towns would wither and die.

To ensure that no-one is forced to pay the high human cost of this tragic turn of events, we present the first of 2 pre-recorded parts in full HD without the hindrance of worrying about the upload speed.

In these videos of crisp graphic niceness, we once again attempt to be not awful at Hearthstone, the card game from Blizzard, which is of course becoming a form of digital crack cocaine for many people due to the last video about the game which appeared on this digital monument to sadness.

This time of course, the cards will be entirely at random, and we have no idea of who or what we will face. It’s all to play for, in the Arena…..

So grab your mouse, plan out your deadly moves* and nerd-rage against the machine….right now!;

* Terms and conditions apply, see pack for details, other players will have always spent more money than you ever could do to have better decks. So you can’t win. B*******ds!