Black Panther Aftermath!

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It’s the first Aftermath video of 2018 and for this, well there’s no way I wouldn’t have a look at Marvel Studios’ latest license to print money; Black Panther, starring Chadwick Boseman as the not lion king dude with the fancy suit that makes all the ladies purr! But was this worth the wait? Let’s find out!

A mini meh about….. The Disaster Artist

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Hey Tommy, this is the bit where you f**k her belly button!

Finally after decades of non-writing, welcome back campers to the first candidate for Oscar Bait in 2018, the films which are only based on true stories or some morality issue like being racist is bad. You know, the films Donald Trump completely missed because there were no lessons about grabbing pussies and the film didn’t come with a free colouring book.

Tell you what though, the film what will arrive as a result of the Trump Presidency, will be only arrive during Oscar Bait season. You know there will be one, and it may even be a cinematic universe due to how much material there already is. If it makes even 3% sense, it will sweep the awards season as it will be one of the greatest comedies of all time. The Oscars would turn orange for one night only…..ah, the fevered dreams I have in 2018.

But that is the future and right now, there is already one Oscar bait film based on a true story which is so out there, that it has become a legend for all time. A legend where the creation of one of the best worst films of all time was documented, and how failure was turned around into triumph.

A legend where a guy with a questionable accent said he was from New Orleans. A legend where plastic spoons filled picture frames and guys played catch in suits for no reason. A legend where the sex scenes are hilariously dubbed and a mother causally states she has Breast Cancer to her daughter, only to never remark on it again. Continue reading →

It’s 2018…… or 6754 years in the future, who knows any more?

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Hello there campers, and yes this is an actual note to say I’m back sort of! Well as much as one can be when they’ve been basically running around like a silly person, sleeping, eating, napping and possibly more stuff. It’s been too long and what better way to disappoint everyone by promising content to then fail to provide said content?

Why not eh? What do we have to lose aside whatever’s left of our dignity? In this crazy world we live in, we may as well do silly things which don’t matter because no matter what they are, they will be nowhere near as crazy as reality. So to 2018 and I intend to do a few things here and there, much of which will be documented here soon, including a domain name change. Oh yes, it’s that big a deal….

Livestreaming will resume this week as well as new mini mehs for 2018, it’s all going to be leisurely. Pinky promise! In the meantime, while I finish off for the night, you can enjoy my forthcoming NPC image for the Cynical & Happiness adventure game, due out at some point when they finish it and ting. As a backer I got to write a bio for someone and without revealing what I wrote, at least you can see who I created; Lord Paul!

What a handsome leisurely fellow he is!

Till tomorrow campers, I’ve been lazy and that’s about it really! Till next time, ta ta!

The 2017 Christmas Message

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Ho Ho Ho……

I completely missed making a Christmas message last year, due to the fact that 2016 was just a complete pile of rotten sh*t with a sprinkling of good bits here and there for many in the first world, and then even worse in other countries. Sadly what we thought would happen in 2017 was actually now beyond parady. Parady died from exhaustion over the course of 2017 with real life events overtaking the wildest sick dreams of the demented / bored.

For example, as many of you will know from my social media ramblings over the year, I’ve quite vocal on a few things, so I won’t repeat a lot of what I said, because honestly I suspect you’re already dead inside.

But I still will add this as an example of the kind of crap which has gone on;

Yes, it’s from the fake news media and pretty much sums up a lot from America over the past year. Meanwhile in the news here in the UK, this pretty much all sums up what we’ve been leading up to on Brexit;

Yeah…… I know. So many jokes, so many comments that could be made about “being a proper country again.” In fact there’s been so much evidence of the downsides being raised now to the whole affair, it’s almost like this blue passport thing was just designed to distract everyone from the big issues we’re facing. That would never be the case would it?

I did say in the new year’s message of last year that the only conclusions we can draw from 2016 is that life is hilariously cruel with occasional good bits sprinkled throughout. Humans are f*cking stupid too, come to think of it. That only got enforced over 2017 overall, though thankfully there are signs of hope returning that we’re not too mad. Maybe. Ish….

But let’s not do the whole year review mockery for now. Let’s forget about the insanity of the past year, despite remarking on it just now with two videos which pretty much address the bulk of what madness we’re stuck in. Let’s just get disappointed with the Christmas sales, bored of our families and eat so much that we all have type 2 diabetes!

It’s actually a terrible Christmas message come to think of it! It’s been a long year and let’s be fair, we’re all knackered at this point. So bugger it for a week or so, just meh out, enjoy yourselves hopefully doing something (or someone, woof) that brings you joy and happiness.  We all need a collective breather really before 2018 comes about with new challenges, new insanity and new episodes of Star Trek Discovery to enjoy.

See, all about the priorites, so it is.

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY B*STARDS!

Tis the season to be cold and miserable – A quick update on Ooh Sometimes…..

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It’s that time of year where snow hits the floor, people hit each other and gifts hit Ebay….. Christmas! Because also I’ve not really been doing much in terms of content here, and on the various social media stuff, I’d thought it was about time again to write a quick update in terms of stuff which has happened and what is to come.

As you will note here, the recycled christmas decorations are once again on the site, which at present is more than what I’ve actually done at home at all. I must confess, I’m not really ready for Christmas this year and I would do a Christmas message too for the blessed day. I’m not sure I want to given how things have gone in 2017. Hell Charlie Brooker has bailed out of doing 2017 Wipe, officially due to work overload. I suspect it’s more the case of it being impossible to cut down the amount of news to get to within just one hour, whereas one day would be much more likely the realistic time needed to do so.

You all will have noticed the lack of Mini Mehs and livestreams here on the various media things, and that’s likely to continue till the new year as I spend time “mehing out” and forgetting about various things. Like what happened to that damned copy of Bears Vs. Babies. Seriously, I swear it was delivered but I’m buggered if I actually can find it….. Aside from hunting down a card game where hairy monsters battle against bears, I hope to do at least one more livestream before Christmas but of course that’s subject to not falling asleep on the sofa again.

I will endeavour to pump out some content (woof!) when I can and of course think about what sound be done with Ooh Sometimes in the wasteland 2018 already threatens to be.

Ho Ho Ho……