28 Years Later….
Indeed, it has been 28 years since I came into being, and of course the slow yet steady decline begins as youth is fleeting away from my battered skin cells. Indeed things had been so silly that last year, the … Continue reading →
The Lord of Leisure
Can you tell what this is?
The owner’s going to be pissed when he finds out a fat man nicked his motor; Only thing is I’d end up only going back to the time I was able to have naughty with ladies, bugger anything else, hang … Continue reading →
When will I be expendable?
And now for the first time since October 2009, we now come back to the warm comforting embrace that is an leisurely film review. It has been many many months since last we destroyed the pompous, battled against incorrigible acting … Continue reading →
Please hold….again
Yes it’s that time again, including a slightly new version of the test card, where I pick up my funky keyboard with the dodgy A and S keys, and decide on the best way to describe my lack of updating … Continue reading →
Are you paying too much for your car insurance?
I actually don’t care if you are, because I’m a smug b*****d not bothered with the thrilling adventure that is car ownership in London. Instead I’d like to draw attention to a site that all us fellow obese (sorry, we’re … Continue reading →
Time for another video break – NSFW
While it may not be a post containing such wonders as discussion on how to annoy a lady of the evening by refusing her advances, or those pictures used for blackmailing your boss, it does none the less bring up … Continue reading →
In other zombie-related news….
Given the fact that I’ve been missing, presumed dead after all this time, with only choice nuggets of news here and there, it seems rather appropriate that the next post I actually do write, contains scenes of horror, woe and … Continue reading →
How a song can accurately reflect how one feels….
Suffice it to say I’ve been a busy little bee recently and therefore this poor old portal has again felt like an ugly woman’s naughty area; it never gets a look in. But after Monday, this song certainly will apply. … Continue reading →
I’ve never been so active on Twitter!
It appears the election has stirred something within myself as tonight has been the most tweets as it were for anything. It’s almost as if I’m working, reporting on the “Jolly Election” as old David Dimbleby, the lord of Britain … Continue reading →
How to take the p*ss…again.
After getting up on this fine Saturday morning, had some breakfast and a poo (not at the same time), watching a bit of the news, you know how dull people’s lives really are for the most part, I sat down … Continue reading →