As people come to lordofleisure.com (formally known as Ooh Sometimes of course), you may be wondering what the hell this is all about. Fair question, perhaps you are wondering if viewing these pages will tell your future?
Well the future, I can’t really tell you what the future holds because if I knew for 100% certain what was going to happen, I would have manipulated events to the point where I rule the world and clothes wearing for sexy ladies would be thrown out of the window along with any ideas of shame! 🙂
But the world is not yet ready for such a revolution. Shame.
My Name is Paul Hughes, the self-proclaimed Lord of Leisure which can only be confirmed now that I even own the domain name: lordofleisure.com, and this is a place on the internet where if something creative comes to my mind, I make a digital note of it for later review, which just so happens that everyone else on the internet can read it too.
In essence, this is a blog.
Generally blogs are little pads on the web where people write huge amounts of nonsense which no-one in their right minds would ever care about. Such topics of discussion on those tombs of the silly include; my pet Fluffy’s trip to the gynaecologist, Why cheese should never be used to fuel a car and where on earth is Carman Santiago?
Blogging took off along with various amounts of internet trolling in a big way thanks to the efforts of the evil empires known as the social networking sites where all sorts of tat is posted and people just aim to have as many “friends” as possible despite the fact half of them are more than likely dead or posting baby pictures while surfing and drinking battery acid.
I’ll continue to write dangerously by stating that I live in the UK at the moment, but who knows where tomorrow, and for those chat bots from Brazil, it may excite them to know that there are many exciting things that the UK has to offer:
- Old people
- Fish Fingers
- Rolls to put Fish Fingers in
- The credit crunch breakfast cereal
- Other things
Now, at the moment I past the point of 30. Which means that I am classed as old. Not sure where to go with the age thing to tell the truth.
Seriously, I’m no longer considered young, everything just goes wrong with everything at this point. The belly gets ever larger, the mood becomes one of disgust of everything, not just because it’s several months in between taking a bath and let’s be fair, the face won’t get any better. Problems getting women before? Pretty much call the whole thing off now.
Now, I nicked this following load of waffle from all those surveys that were spammed around a few years ago, along with several life ripping away applications. Please enjoy and laugh at your leisure:
|Birthday:||Some time in the 20th century.|
|Current Location:||London (It’s scary mummy!)|
|Hair Colour:||Brown as the highlights that are displayed in the picture above are gone for now, but they will return (cue evil scheme type music)|
|Right Handed or Left Handed:||Right|
|Your Heritage:||Very Strange|
|The Shoes You Wore Today:||Ones that fit.|
|Your Weakness:||Women, Computers and Blu-Roos (got more expensive tastes now you see, so DVDoos got thrown out)|
|Your Perfect Pizza:||One I didn’t pay for.|
|Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:||Live to the end of the year, always seems to be a winner there.|
|Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:||Bo****ks|
|Thoughts First Waking Up:||not again|
|Your Best Physical Feature:||Eyes|
|Your Bedtime:||Late normally, but then again, these days, it’s all over the place. Basically I seem to be like a cat in terms of how much and when I sleep.|
|Your Most Missed Memory:||Can’t remember.|
|Pepsi or Coke:||Both|
|McDonalds or Burger King:||Burger King (Better chips and actual taste in some of the menu)|
|Single or Group Dates:||Both (When the ladies are involved, I’ll do most things)|
|Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:||Lipton Ice Tea, never heard of the other thing.|
|Chocolate or Vanilla:||Choc-o-rama|
|Cappuccino or Coffee:||It’s liquid, it will be consumed.|
|Do you Smoke:||Nope, but give it time.|
|Do you Swear:||F**k yeah!|
|Do you sing:||Oh yes, in fact I have even performed at Glastonbury 2007 and here’s a picture to prove it!!|
Ah yes, I murdered America by Razorlight that night in front of literally people. When will I do it again?
|Do you shower daily:||No, I only shower once I smell worse than the toilet and that can take a while in normal times. Then again, as you can imagine, thanks to the COVID-19 pandemic, that’s taken a nose dive….. yeah, not good.|
|Have you Been in Love:||Yes.|
|Do you want to go to College:||Been there already, it’s not nice.|
|Do you want to get Married:||Unless they serve me to rule the world, not right now…|
|Do you believe in yourself:||Most of the time no.|
|Do you get Motion Sickness:||Only on the Nemesis ride at Alton Towers, which my stomach will testify to in a court of law via the gift of inducing wind.|
|Do you think you are Attractive:||I am the embodiment of what all men should be. Of course I am! Ok, truth be told that with the advent of the COVID 19 pandemic, I’ve basically turned into the Fatboy Slim Album cover, and from what I gather about the human species…. not a good look.|
|Are you a Health Freak:||I am a freak, that’s true. Not healthy though|
|Do you get along with your Parents:||Sort of, maybe, sometimes.|
|Do you like Thunderstorms:||Thunderstorms, no. Thunderbirds, yes.|
|Do you play an Instrument:||(Refuse to answer a question that personal)|
|In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:||Nein (no car!)|
|In the past month have you Smoked:||Nein|
|In the past month have you been on Drugs:||Nein|
|In the past month have you gone on a Date:||Nope. Not a sniff….WHY!?!?!?! (Cue dramatic music with appropriate weather effects)|
|In the past month have you gone to a Mall:||No, I have been to a shopping centre. Malls are in America, we have shopping centres dammit!!|
|In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:||Do Oreo milkshakes count?|
|In the past month have you eaten Sushi:||Basically no with the current times. Diet has been somewhat subjective in how varied it is. Closest I get to this now are Fish Fingers (yes I know not all sushi contains fish but work with me here!)|
|In the past month have you been on Stage:||No.|
|In the past month have you been Dumped:||No, but the day is young.|
|In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:||No, quite disappointed really as I have offered.|
|In the past month have you Stolen Anything:||Nein (who would actually admit to this?)|
|Ever been Drunk:||Indeed|
|Ever been called a Tease:||Yes, mainly by men. This concerns me.|
|Ever been Beaten up:||Yes, I’m not a fighter, I’m a bleeder|
|Ever Shoplifted:||Again, who would actually admit to this?|
|How do you want to Die:||I don’t want to die. It actually scares the hell out of me. Then again so do tiny people.|
|What do you want to be when you Grow Up:||I will never grow up, I will be a numpty forever!|
|What country would you most like to Visit:||One on Earth|
|Best Clothing Style:||Any clothes I have ironed or taken off the clothes maid. The options are endless. I usually like wearing underpants for weeks on end to help save the environment.|
|Number of Drugs I have taken:||Lots, Lemsip, Calpol, you know the usual and for an extra rush, I stand up quickly.|
|Number of CDs I own:||Lots again, mainly PC games.|
|Number of Piercings:||0|
|Number of Tattoos:||0|
|Number of things in my Past I Regret:||I have lots of regrets, some of which come back and haunt me in my damned head whether I like it or not.|
At some point, you learn, that’s how life rolls baby, gotta carry on. Let’s Rock.
This Page was last updated 21st April 2021 (I know, right?)