Every possible expense spared!

Finally after all the waiting by literally one person who asked if it was up yet today, the Gaming Car Crash brings to bear the gameplay and the misery that is XCom 2, the most awaited sequel to aliens buggering up the world since Independance Day…or perhaps people actually wanted XCom 2 as opposed to see why anyone bothered to turn up to make another Independance Day come to think of it.

Chucked out by 2K games and Firaxis Games at the beginning of February on PC, Mac and Linux, the sequel takes the turn based fighting misery / ecstasy to a whole new level. In that it assumes you buggered it all up in the first game and now the aliens rule the world.

But… is it any good? How many troopers will I lose*? Will I research the meaning of life or +2 armor? Find out and more in today’s Gaming Car Crash review / failure to play correctly!

* Terms and conditions apply, see pack for details, how do I get outta this chicken sh*t outfit? Do they mostly come out at night, mostly?