I could tell that you were suffering from bad gameplay withdrawal and due to the fact that I’m away in another continent at the moment, away from the comforts of Dairy Milk chocolate and super noodles, if we didn’t do something soon, entire towns would wither and die.

To ensure that no-one is forced to pay the high human cost of this tragic turn of events, we present the first of 2 pre-recorded parts in full HD without the hindrance of worrying about the upload speed.

In these videos of crisp graphic niceness, we once again attempt to be not awful at Hearthstone, the card game from Blizzard, which is of course becoming a form of digital crack cocaine for many people due to the last video about the game which appeared on this digital monument to sadness.

This time of course, the cards will be entirely at random, and we have no idea of who or what we will face. It’s all to play for, in the Arena…..

So grab your mouse, plan out your deadly moves* and nerd-rage against the machine….right now!;

* Terms and conditions apply, see pack for details, other players will have always spent more money than you ever could do to have better decks. So you can’t win. B*******ds!