UBI FAIL!

Remember all the shenanigans at the bottom (heh heh, bottom) end of 2014 when Assassin’s Creed Unity did indeed achieve part of it’s name by uniting everyone in their utter rage against Ubisoft promising too much and then failing to deliver anything that was playable day one? You even got some freebies if you had also laid out wonga for the season pass which died a death thanks to the terrible problems this game came to market with.

The issues around the game Assassin’s Creed Unity are well known, funny glitch pictures and all but in theory they should be fixed. This was the game which sent Ubisoft’s share price downward, and the developer had launched the Assassin’s Creed Live Blog, where Ubisoft’s next patch will address a few “common” issues.

So after the Ubisoft QA department were paid 5883 hours extra overtime to perform the quality control it actually needed, they removed the crap around that silly mobile game you needed to get stuff in the main game, and that free DLC is now in everyone’s hands (well those who still have the game anyway), is it now worth revisiting, given that now stores are just wanting shot of it and therefore prices have tumbled down?

So put on your best murderin’ gear, sharpen that trusty knife on your wrist*, cry over your loved ones which forced you to be an assassin for some reason and still wonder what the bloody hell is going on before falling asleep anyway right now;

* Terms and conditions apply, see pack for details, No refunds given if your face disappears and you fall through the floor