Lordly lord, the Valentine’s Day stream was not without the usual technical screw-up was it? Just as well really as you didn’t also want to see what happened with the beef lasagne and the rest of the vodka we had to drink. It seems that things are most likely to go wrong when we attempt to do the stream with fancy things to make it more interesting than most of the other tat on the internet.

So in the spirit of trying to keep it simple once again so the program doesn’t cry because we asked it to do more than one thing, we’re going to try our hand at that now time honoured staple of no skill involved at all, Hearthstone.

Yes, Blizzard Entertainment’s epic card game which has earned about £12 billion a second from all us silly people on the internet, will be played, where if we win even one game, I will be shocked. After all, with all that money spent on the damned cards, it may as well start earning its way! That is, if we actually got any money for this of course….

So roll up that there die which is of no use in a video game, cry havoc and let slip the rumours about the neighbours upstairs and drink a galleon of ale* with us. And maybe, just maybe, we have one god damned evening where the audio doesn’t die or the streaming software doesn’t have a heart attack…maybe.

* Terms and conditions apply, see pack for details, ale supplied from the 12th century may be out of date!