Greetings gentle blog reader / automated spamming robots. Tonight, I’d like to take a moment to talk about something which is dope with the kids. Social Media is all the rage and has led to revolutions happening in the Arab places which are never marketed by First Choice Holidays as family fun, to people writing comments on YouTube questioning if the video you spent 546 hours over and uploaded to share with the world, was the result of having a feverish syphilitic brain.

It had been some time since Ooh Sometimes had any postings of worth and yet it was the comments which kept me coming back. Mainly to clear them out, it seems the spam masters are forever trying their best to insert new and disturbingly erotic comments into posts all over the place, in their hundreds every day. The only real comment left by a real person with a fake email address was someone telling me I was a pathetic loser, which was so monumental  it was printed out and hung on the wall, such was the import of this comment.

So a solution was required, something which would put off the casual troll, yet allow people who truly cared to vent their digital rage, and given that in this economy, outsourcing is the order of the day, why not outsource the comments system? Enter DISQUS.

The colour blue….discuss

The site itself describes itself as such: From small blogs to massive websites, Disqus is the easiest way to build active communities. It’s free to use and works with virtually any type of website. Even radioactive pompous sh*t like this website which gets updated once every 6 months whenever there is nothing on television. Given that for some reason, it is also free, it made it the obvious choice to ensure that even less effort is made casually looking at the admin pages and clearing out the thousands of spam left by who knows what. So going forward, you’ll need a Disqus account to post any filth and death threats. We look forward to debating the art of smearing spaghetti hoops on a badger with you all.

So Disqus…discuss.