We apologise for the interrupt to your oohsometimes service, it seems that without jokes overly laboured about things no-one cares about, the world has become a far more sinister place. Even the US government only averted a recent shut-down with mere minutes to spare, though it was not over budgets, but secretly they were in talks with the Lord of Leisure over why he hasn’t opened mocked Black Swan and why Natalie Pregman is in every film at the moment.

We feel your pain.

Hence here is a brief look at what will be upcoming over the next couple of weeks, just in case you thought there was nothing to look forward to;

The epic final instalment of the Lonely Lord guide to New York: Part 3: The greasy spoon: Episode 1, where we round up some final thoughts about the American way of life and how best to mock it.

The epic continuation of terrible news puns where the current affairs of the day is turned into something which will make baby Jesus cry and various people with money reach for their lawyers.

Movie Reviews will return, strangely due to public demand, with the film that so many geeks with be destroying their winkies over, Sucker-Punch and the foreign film Biutiful, in which a lot of stuff is said in gibberish, almost as if there were indeed other languages other than American.

But for now, there is a good reason as to why over the past week, the site you’ve come to fear and resent has been silent for the most part. Generally when one is told they must leave their abode due to the building they live in being closed, they tend to think “Hmm, this could be an issue.” and drink some tea.

So basically in a few weeks the headquarters of this fine institution will be moving out of it’s central London location to a west London location, surrounded by trees, fields and various undocumented toxic waste, subject of course to a mountain of paperwork, vast amounts of cash and a paternity test.

Pretty much the Pet Shop Boys have summed up the entire event with their epic song which won 17 Oscars and got Wayne Rooney hooked on sniffing powder and swearing into cameras; Go West.

Except in this case, it’s without many men in vests.

I’m not gay.