Sometimes it’s not hard to wonder how silly things can be in the world. Here’s three of the best things from the week so far; Warning, some scenes are not suitable for anyone.

Purple Headed Monster on loose round children…again…

And the silly thing was, worse than a man dressed like a dildo, was that the whole pointless exercise was promoting fitness with chocolate. Well done Cadbury’s, you’ve saved us all!

World’s Sexist Spoon Collector revealed by BBC

Yes, while on an inpromptu visit to the beeb on Saturday, I came across the internal BBC newspaper Ariel and this was on the back page. I’ve even included the full article above, and while reading it, wonder if whoever was on the other side of the keyboard that was even thinking about taking the piss…

Mind you, you thought that was bad, next to it, was a quote: “I thought you may like some vegetable action in your show this evening.” I thought it about was a new late night sex show on BBC three involving “special people”….

George Michael gets Batman Homage

Whoever was the genius who wrote that on the place where George Michael crashed his car, deserves a medal for sheer comic humour…. (Image was from The Sun Online)

After all that, you do realise there are things to smile about in the world….Don’t have nightmares unless they feature puppets.