I actually don’t care if you are, because I’m a smug b*****d not bothered with the thrilling adventure that is car ownership in London. Instead I’d like to draw attention to a site that all us fellow obese (sorry, we’re just meant to use either the words “fat” or “tubby”, political correctness gone mad I say.) people of the world, I say of the world, as we all look like we’ve eaten one.

http://thejerkyjunkie.tumblr.com/ is a new blog. Another blog clogging up the internet, like all the lard is clogging up our failing digestive systems, you say? Well actually I have no idea what you’ve just said, so I’ll carry on by stating that it’s a new blog, talking about that most coverted of American meaty products; Beef Jerky.

Tis being written by a lady I met once in London, who has seen fit (ha, a pun there if ever I read one) to call herself the “The Jerky Junkie”, whose soul purpose is to review the different products out there on the market and remark on jerky topics of the day, such as consistency of Jerky meat, speak out on the Jerky industry, and jerking o….err…..probably not the last one.

Either way, I do suggest you pay some attention to this one as let’s be fair, given that television, that wonderful medium crushing our intelligence one day at a time, gives us nothing but over the top food programmes, telling us that if we don’t take the time to create a duck dinner you could live in, that can be also nailed to a garden shed and burned to perfection, we’re scum.

It will be blogs like this, that could save us, which is ironic given that all this dirty meat would probably kill us instead.