I suppose with all the comments and updates I had been making with Twitter, something was bound to set things off.

In fact one particular comment has taken a life of it’s own….You see in a stupid and geeky moment, I ordered a new Intel Quad Core Processor and two 1TB drives, basically to replace what drives I have already but apprently in the sphere of the internet, that amount of storage means only one thing.

The following is all the updates from the Facebook profile I keep after the purchase was made known.

Nigel Parsons at 14:04 on 09 June
Demand some overtime! (or ask really really nicely)

Alistair Clare at 14:06 on 09 June
nerd!

Russ Hollinshead at 14:06 09 June via Facebook Mobile
Nerd!

Russ Hollinshead at 14:07 09 June via Facebook Mobile
Wow. Uncanny.

Maybe we do have a point.

Alistair Clare at 14:07 on 09 June
Indeed.. any one would have thought we were sitting next to each other and timed that well 🙂

Russ Hollinshead at 14:08 09 June via Facebook Mobile
Who needs 2TB of storage anyway? That’s a lot of porn.

Alistair Clare at 14:08 on 09 June
He has a point man.. that allot of porn there!

Russ Hollinshead at 14:09 09 June via Facebook Mobile
Yes. Erm, where did you get such storage… I may have a need for such things afterall.

Alistair Clare at 14:10 on 09 June
Nice!!! You could share it between the both of you.. think of the possibilities…

Russ Hollinshead at 14:10 09 June via Facebook Mobile
Are you suggesting Paul is the porn napster?

Alistair Clare at 14:12 on 09 June
No comment 🙂

Russ Hollinshead at 14:13 09 June via Facebook Mobile
But why quad core?

Alistair Clare at 14:13 on 09 June
Watch many thing at once… hard core! hehe

Russ Hollinshead at 14:13 09 June via Facebook Mobile
As in an orgy?

Alistair Clare at 14:14 on 09 June
*shocked and speechless*

Russ Hollinshead at 14:14 09 June via Facebook Mobile
Electrostim and ballgags. Never had you down for that Al.

Alistair Clare at 14:15 on 09 June
Well.. you know….

Russ Hollinshead at 14:15 09 June via Facebook Mobile
Yes. Give them back.

Alistair Clare at 14:15 on 09 June
Sorry man… need to get them cleaned first

Russ Hollinshead at 14:16 09 June via Facebook Mobile
I’ve promised them to Paul next. I don’t think he’ll care.

Alistair Clare at 14:16 on 09 June
True.. always thought he was a bit grubby

Russ Hollinshead at 14:17 09 June via Facebook Mobile
And that’s just his mind.

Alistair Clare at 14:17 on 09 June
Indeed… very true.. hence the need for 2TB!

Vaheed Shadi at 14:17 on 09 June
Fast porn….why else?????? 🙂

Russ Hollinshead at 14:18 09 June via Facebook Mobile
Fast porn? That’ll be the lube.

Alistair Clare at 14:18 on 09 June
Is there any porn fast enough for mr hughes?

Russ Hollinshead at 14:19 09 June via Facebook Mobile
Gone in 69 seconds?

Alistair Clare at 14:19 on 09 June
That’s optimistic… 🙂

Russ Hollinshead at 14:21 09 June via Facebook Mobile
Actually you have a point. Is this device just going to be full of thousands of 2 minute epics? (And that’s including the plot)

Alistair Clare at 14:22 on 09 June
sounds like most things nowadays….

Russ Hollinshead at 14:22 09 June via Facebook Mobile
Why when I have plumbing problems do I never get a big breasted sex mad swedish nymph girl turn up with a spanner?

Alistair Clare at 14:23 on 09 June
Because Paul has not uploaded that episode yet

Keith O’Neill Edwards at 14:37 on 09 June
Is all that machinery just so that Windows runs at a reasonable pace????

Russ Hollinshead at 14:39 09 June via Facebook Mobile
No! Keep up! Its so he can store his porn. I would have thought that was obvious by now…!

Nigel Parsons at 15:05 on 09 June
btw. I cant believe how much porn u watch Paul! But it will not be a good justification to the boss for the overtime

Paul Hughes at 15:35 on 09 June
Basically my friends, with a 16MB connection and time at home, there is nothing beyond my reach….pun intended.

Russ Hollinshead at 15:50 09 June via Facebook Mobile
A life maybe…?

Alistair Clare at 15:53 on 09 June
*harsh*

Nigel Parsons at 16:05 on 09 June
I have never actually spat out my drink when laughin at something – until ur latest update Paul. Well, it was either laughing at something or repulsed by something. Bit of both.

Alistair Clare at 16:06 09 June via Facebook Mobile
well my friend… Even at 16mb.. Thats allot of ‘surfing’ to be done to fill that up. Just be careful it doesn’t drop off!

Russ Hollinshead at 16:09 09 June via Facebook Mobile
Isn’t this just for the archives…? God knows where he is putting the incoming stuff…

Russ Hollinshead at 16:10 09 June via Facebook Mobile
Is Paul trying to get a localised copy of the Internet or something…? Have you tried hookers? Could be cheaper…?

Alistair Clare at 16:26 on 09 June
All I can say is that it sounds like Paul is in for a busy night…

James Morgan at 16:57 on 09 June
you’re gonna have a right arm like mike tyson mate

Russ Hollinshead at 17:10 09 June via Facebook Mobile
Blurred vision, tennis elbow, carpal tunnel…

Alistair Clare at 17:57 on 09 June
Life is not looking good mate…. arthritis will set in before the weekend at this rate!

Keith O’Neill Edwards at 18:25 on 09 June
He’ll be calling in sick for the rest of the week…..

Alistair Clare at 18:36 on 09 June
RSI

Moral here for all this: Sometimes the best comedy comes from the internet. And as it turns out, the best porn does too….err….