As you will have read from the twitter feed (granted, what little has been twittered) I am in the sunnier climbs of Spain for a short time and Normal service hopefully will resume come this wednesday, where I shall reveal a mere starters serving of the sights of the past week and explain about Jesus cake. The picture makes you wonder to as it goes, but all shall be revealed then.

It´s seemingly the best time to be away from Britain, what with the G20 causing naughty in London, people are hugely depressed and the holes we find ourselves in get ever deeper. And that´s only after betting everything on the Grand National later on today.

In the meantime, ponder what must be pondered, eat what must be eaten, and actually, can someone help my poor burning arms? Oww doesn´t even come close to describing them right now. Guess this is what I get for not being used to the sun after all this time.

So for now, we sign off and go in search of various creams. One of them happens to be made of ice.