And fresh on the heels of the Sony product you don’t want from the Onion, today while at work I was witness to a very very strange video; a turtle humping a shoe.

I’m not even sure what this falls under; is it naughty as it involves a living thing humping? But then again it’s not exactly graphic hard-core as only the Germans can make, being the fact that the only people likely to get a thrill out of it is either Rolf Harris of Animal Hospital fame, or Bill Oddie.

But even if you don’t watch and just listen, it’s the noise from the turtle which is the funniest;

Just….well….I’m not even sure I can say share this with other people. Campers, it’s probably best if you move along and try to forget this whole thing. 🙂