Happy new year everyone who can still read after getting far too drunk on various substances of their choice! Yes, we leave the train wreak of 2008 behind for the pretend idea that a new year will mean fresh starts for everything.

Thing is, I will be one of the sheep who will go to the gym in the vain attempt of thinking this year I will get fit, get bored after 3 weeks as it cuts into my sleeping time, and then just go every so often till the subscription thing they sign you up for runs out, basically just to ogle the ladies there who let’s be honest are just putting themselves on the meat market to be seen.

And here’s to the post written about the gym which will just end up repeating what I just said in this one!

Ooh, hark at him all high and mighty…wait, what I am saying? Ah who cares, it’s all silly anyway and let’s hope it remains a load of old kneecaps so we all still have things to laugh at like we did last year. Take it easy ya’ll!