Pray silent, for the tides of darkness draw near, and we see the evil of this world tremble in fear over the onslaught that awaits them.

Their foul stench curdles the milk, their battered shells tell of things you only see in your nightmares, and if you eat one of their heads, you’ll find one of those lovely plastic toy cars you used to only see from Kinder Surprise.

I speak of course….of the EGGMEN.

You may now commence screaming in terror.

Of course the terror part of it all actually means that you will be screaming why the bloody hell did they bother? But give us a chance, we’re more shaky than Michael J Fox right now, but if we last longer than 5 minutes I dare say, it will be a right old show.

You see, us euro people have been neglected for too long, there aren’t that many gaming podcasts which cater for the complete sad f**ks who have nothing better to do but play with ourselves rather than remark on more topical things such as the state of the ASDA down the street or why there is hair growing in the most oddest of places…

Enter our attempt at making a bad statement on the world. With fellow comrades, Phil and Duoue, nothing is beyond our grasp, save the art of conversation, making sense, or even staying on topic.

Come with us now on a jorney through cyberspace….www.eggmen.co.uk