Guess who I stood in a long line for at Waterstones today in the vain effort to say about 10 seconds of drivel and then get escorted out by big burly men who would be more than happy to introduce you to your bottom? OK, that didn’t actually happen…

Yes, it actually is Mr Michael Stipe from R.E.M. and David Balise, the man who has been taking rude pictures of them for over 6 years, and now there is a book full of pictures now out in shops for people to buy if they so choose.

I feel like I’m the man on the moon…