It’s been fun on the button being a lazy sob for all those who feel the need to wander around looking for something to do, like what are those strange things called….something that is supposed to make you sound interesting at dinner parties…bananas….socks….ah hobbies!

Of course this has meant in the meantime that I have slacked off in performing my duties in informing you all on the strange and mythical world that we all inhabit. For instance, there was a poster which I thought I would never see written down last week after the premiere of the Dark Knight:

Basically at first I thought that Batman had been arrested for all the damages he had caused in Golem City and he now had to do hard time getting bat-raped by a man called Susan in the showers. But no, all it turned out to be was the actor had a falling out with his mum. Ahhhh, isn’t that nice? Mind you you tend to get this strange stuff from the Welsh, don’t you? (now I await the email which complains about mentioning that the Welsh is strange. And yet, I still only expect one email about it….)

And then Thursday afternoon after a hard day’s sitting down, it was suggested to me to have a rest in Green Park, a park that is green. Actually in London, that sounds like a strange concept, but I have seen as many as 22 trees so far, so it’s not totally alien. I basically lied down on the floor, looking at the sky, thinking, well let’s be fair not an awful lot, and it was a breath of moderate toxic air.

The sun was out, the heat was bearing down, cooking everyone it could find, and the only thing that could have made it even better was a beer.

But all good things mustn’t last and the time came to go home.

At least, to go back to the place where I’m staying. I prefer not to call it home, because if I actually conceded that fact, I fear I would begin crying. No, home is where there is a proper shower, and there isn’t someone there, who basically for some reason, makes you want to strangle him, screaming “How can you be made of so much grease?”

The weekend was filled with not an awful lot to be fair. But now is not the time for speculation and lies. That’s for Monday’s blog post…. 🙂