Again, another video from YouTube and this time it’s not featuring Jizzy tissue or any rappers who get home with the downies or whatever the hell people from the ghetto of Guildford are supposed to say and do these days:

No, this is something rather speical for your dining and dancing pleasure today.

A while ago in the year long forgotten, 2001, a game was released from the cluches of Remedy Entertainment and 3D Realms onto the market. It had matrix style action, a story as complex and harrowing as discovering your sister in bed with another woman, and more lines filled with cheese than the whole of Leicester.

Max Payne, whose name filled various mobsters and secret government organisations with dread, bullets and very slow movement, became a popular franchise in the gaming space, perhaps simply because the main character looked like he needed a good bowel movement and a sequel was produced which took it all and improved it quite a lot without moving away from what made the game great.

For some reason the sequel never sold as well, and basically until this day, that was the true last we had seen of the man who ate painkillers like they were the nice sweets you get from Quality Street, not the brown ones that get left by everyone.

Until now.

Ladies and gentlemen, the trailer for the Max Payne Film….