A man emerged from the mildly frost free sleeping back and observed the view. All around was whiteness beyond the human imagination. Another day, another currency of your choice, he muttered through the lips that were surrounded by a beard that would have made Grizzly Adams proud.

The weather had died down again for another transmission to make it through, more than just text this time for the people back home to take comfort that the one man which is lazy for all mankind, was indeed able to drink and sit down as normal, just in sub zero conditions. A photograph has been taken of the native landscape and provided here for your viewing mastication:

But the Lord knows his work is not yet over. Though a mere 7 weeks remain until his work is done and he can resume the duties of being leisurely, a remote control in one hand and well, it’s best left alone what the other hand’s doing.

But thoughts have finally begun to surface as to what the Lord may do next. This has been an epic trial, but once it is done, what comfy settee awaits the grand arse of Bolumba, (yes, even the bottom of the Lord was given a title after saving African children from a crate of toilet paper, oh the battle had raged on for days, but that’s another story…) and where does one go from here. Questions which will be answered at a later time it seems.

He still has much to do, though all it involves is actual willpower to achieve the required goals. If only it wasn’t so mind numbing and dull. That’s the problem with things you don’t care about. You tend to leave them alone in favour of other pursuits like chasing midgets.

In the meantime, a request for another UN drop filled with cabbage to fend off the penguins, and a bottle of 1929 Chevrolet de silly name Francais has been requested. Apparently, the Lord has a hot date involving a potato that has formed some basic intelligence and she knows the guy who runs the night club across the street so they can get in free. Nice.

Since the time since last we spoke, The Lady of Leisure has returned from her self-imposed isolation only to have an exam arrive and taunt her by playing the same elevator music over and over again. It is that time of year when all people in education have to knuckle down and get funky with answering things. All shall be well on her front though as it appears Natalie actually knows the subject matter and therefore doesn’t have to just choose C if all else fails (a technique which has helped millions on more than one occasion… 🙂 )

There has been real news afoot in Zimbabwe of course with everyone current favourite evil villain, Robert Mugofsoup, is preparing to not go down without a fight. Hooray for complete failure of the political system!! How that will play out, people are in fact pretending to care about it and we’re with you until Global Warming comes to our towns to scare off the kids and loiter outside the newsagents, asking old people to buy ciggies for them, then we’ll have other things to do. C’est la vie, I think is the correct phrase there.

The gun loving actor man, Charlton Heston of course, yelled “You maniacs! You blew it up!” for the last time yesterday, and passed away, leaving the damned dirty apes around to wander freely and touch whoever they wanted. Of course he was a grand age of 84 and had a full and “thought-provoking” life, so after all is said and done, we only can wish the remaining family all the best.

Some people have cared about a flame moving around London with lots of people upset about the ordeal, nothing to do with the Olympic torch being ran through with the Tibetan protesters being angry about what the Chinese are doing over there at the moment, just some people were setting fire to random houses again and naturally we’re all upset about it.

And to finish in classic “News at Ten” style with the “and finally…” part of the entry, A good friend, Mr Will Mason has completed his first show on community radio station, Aston FM, which can be heard either via the nice ye olde style radio on the 89.1 FM frequency in the central Birmingham area in the UK, or via the new fangled interweb site: www.astonfm.com

There’s no listen again feature but for the time being if you’re awake between the hours of 7am to 10am Sundays UK time (2am-5am in New York, 11pm Saturday night – 2am Sunday Morning in Los Angeles, 4pm-7pm in Canberra, Australia, 2pm to 5pm in Shanghai…I’m trying to include the international readership and it appears there are too many time zones. Blast.) you can listen to Will inform you about dilly-dallying and tomfoolery, combined with music which can be actually described as music too.

There is talk and possibly treachery afoot which involves the Lord of Leisure making regular appearances on Aston FM at some point too. May the gods have mercy…