Once upon a time, there was a devil-may-care man by the name of Paul Hughes. He was a big person, who played with shiny metal things for a living. One day, one of his friends, asked if he could come and have some fun at an arena shooting and laughing at other friends with lasers.

This sounds grand, said Paul, and so He had the day off to go and have fun while other people still played with shiny metal things. His friend who likes to play with him sometimes, Natalie also came along and after a short on the magic car, arrived outside a place with big tellys all showing films with people being angry at each other. We don’t like that sort of thing so we’ll carry on, shall we kids?

YEAHHHHHH!

Ok then.

We all met up and were all jolly excited. We went passed men who smelt and asked “Big Issue” to which we respond, no we have no big issues today but thank you for asking. You see, one of our friends was still playing with shiny coffee things and needed to let out to play and so that’s where we went first before skipping onto the 37 bus and heading off to the playpen of lasers.

Once we all got there (after several silly remarks on the bus involving a girl hanging from rails at a conservatory reseller) we all jumped for joy and went inside. It was an inviting place filled with wizzo things to play on, and sit. We gave the people our pocket money and all went in the dark room. Natalie was wearing white and with the funny purple lighting, it all lit up. Oh, how we laughed.

After dividing into two teams, we all went onto the proper play area, and ran around and around, playing war and shooting each other with laser guns. It was jolly tiring but great fun all the same. It did at times get a bit silly as all Paul did was run after Natalie shooting her, but oh my, what fun it was.

The play area was very big, with lots of ramps and corners all to go and get lost around. There was a blue area and a red area, all to get lives after we lost them all playing war. We were all wearing costumes in different colours, and our toys vibrated and spoke to us whenever someone said “Bang! got you!”

The reds won 2-1 in the end thanks to 2 little people who play the game far too much, and we all came out, red in the face but ready to go home and sleep. We all said goodbye and went on our merry way.

Real World Translation:
It was my mate Will’s birthday and we all went and did laser quest in Birmingham. Now I’ve said that one sentence, the rest seems a bit of a waste! Blast!