By the request of Mr. Paul Comaish, there will be no formal greeting of “Hello Campers” What a killjoy eh? Alright so it would be only a matter of time before someone posts a response of “Hi-De-Hi” on one of the posts, what the hey, it’s a catchphrase and one I think people would be gutted not to hear.

It’s the same as Sam in Quantum Leap not going “Oh Boy” or indeed Michael Jackson saying the same thing (yes, managed to get another MJ joke into the blog, how many more can I shoe horn in? They never get old do they? And yes you can make the joke connection yourself in terms of the “never get old” and MJ)

Another excellent title for the post as always, by god I should come up with plot lines for all those soap operas that are out there at the moment. No, don’t do it Denzel he’s your brother’s mother’s cousins’ milkman’s baker’s shoe shiner. Twice Removed. Or something like that, it appears that most of the people in soap operas are all inbreeding. Well it’s not that hard to imagine is it? The same people in the place day in and day out, I bet naughty has been happening and we just don’t know it yet.

Remarkably for a Tuesday It’s been rather quiet today. Don’t get me wrong I have been finding things to do, but it’s proceeding at a pace where it comes on a conveyor belt slowly but surely. Still no cuddly toy which annoys me, why can no-one ever send us these in! A few interesting things however did come up from over the weekend, one of which did raise my right eyebrow. Took lessons from Roger Moore you see.

It transpires, you know when people say they can’t do things because of money, it tends to be the people who own cars, expensive things around the house which if you think about it, could be sold and then they use the money to achieve what they want.

It sounds silly but next time you hear this from someone who dresses like they just came back from a hunt or whatever, they can’t do things because of money, there are always options but ultimately people will only do what they truly want to do. Suggest something like that, like they could sell their car or something and just see what happens…Procrastination kills so many things. I have many things I want to do, but time is my enemy (as well as World of Warcraft, if we are to be honest).

I am in debt quite a bit, but that doesn’t stop me completely from doing things. It should though, guess I am just a numpty. Nice! This argument at the very least does pose an interesting debate, one i am more than happy to share. What do you think?

This weekend will bring events being out and about for a change, because remember one of the previous posts on this fair doobry of mine, I was staying in and hiding away while doing things. That is going all out the window, I have made the executive desicion to out and do naughty. Which is nice.

Some dining out, and going to someone’s birthday are on the table at present along with other wonderful tasks. Oh the joys of modern life. Why is it that the workdays are so long that be the time we get home, we are all more than happy to get out some ready meal or bread and dip it in anything runnier than bread? Does anyone cook properly any more?

And by cooking I am most certainly not referring to the huge array of cooking programmes. You even have that Nigela Lawson woman, doing cooking while trying to turn the programme into soft core cooking porn. What’s all that about?

This makes me wonder why I don’t watch much TV, except i do watch lots of tv, just not on the standard TV, and it tends to be more fun based such as picking your ears with a pair of socks, and washing your pets using spaghetti. You know, the time honoured shows we all enjoy. Or is it just me?

I could waffle on an awful lot, but alas my time is up for now. Tune in next time for more catchphrase ridden rubbish! BYE!