I went to Alton Towers last week as you all know, here are some pics from that blessed event!

Here’s the outline of the old towers that you can see from the entrance to the park.

This picture is strange for many reasons. One, I was shouting “I am the Meat” at the time in Homage to Comedy Dave, and second, nat was holding on that tight, you can see my boobs!!

This is me, and the legend himself, the man who inspired the name for this very blog, Mr Paul Thompson.

Wonder what she was thinking?

Two great people, Craig and on the right, Dorris. Dorris’ blood has been replaced with 8 pints of Jack Daniels. True Story.

This was Og Valley, where Rita Queen of Speed can be found. And occasionally the ride works too.

Here’s a pic of Natalie and her bush.

I have no idea why this was slap bang in the middle of the gardens at Alton Towers. Nice though.