Wow three updates in one night, god I must be bored!! Nah fact fans, the space adventurer is mearly taking time out from his busy schedule to bring yet more pearls of wisdom and rays of sunshine out of his arse!

The weekend has provided an awful of closure on events past gone, such as the Mini-Saga, which I now know can’t be a mini-saga, as it is more than 50 Words. Thank you Sian for that contribution!! LOL! Yes, it’s true, I have patched things up with the woman, and we are friends. Perhaps you are wondering why?

Well the fact of the matter was that I did over react, and besides, if you keep in touch with colourful past girlfriends, the future always seems to be nothing if not interesting. I don’t mean that in a bad way btw. I like interesting. Just Interesting can mean so many different things to people. Then again I could spark the whole debate of what’s normal and how normal means different things to people, but I will save that for another entry.. : )

And another point was made, was the fact that people found it hard to hate me as a bastard as the only mistake I seem to have made is the Blog Entry about Sian. Quite an eye opener methinks, maybe I am not such a bad guy after all. F**K!! I am going to have to try harder dammit!!

I have even spoken to KT for the first time in ages, and all though it still appears I am still the realm of KT mearly tolerating my existance, which is understandable, it is at least a step in the right direction I guess. maybe. possibly. Though the whoopee cushion didn’t go down well there. I like being childish. More fun that way!!! Anyway mon campers, It appears that despite this blog starting agony with a few people I know, it has had a suprising result of people opening up themselves, telling the full stories of past and present, and now progress has been made, perhaps for the first time in years in some cases. It went from being a good thing to a bad thing then a good thing again? How bizzare and random! I like random too btw!

Steve Irwin of course, has died and has hit the news worse than ongoing suffering and misery in the rest of the world. He did provide entertainment though, sheding light on animals, the environment, and you have to feel for the family that he leaves behind. They have my sympathies and many others too.

However the way he died, and considering what he did for a living has also been the major producer on jokes on the internet, which of one I had to show here as it was funny, albeit slightly sick. And I have never been accused of being anything other than sick before!! LOL! It always amazes me how fast people can react to certain events.

It also appears that My birthday is upcoming on the 10th, where I will be wait for it: 24

(cue angelic music, then I act like Jack Bauer for the rest of the year in real time…maybe)

Regretably, unlike last year, where I buggered off to London with my sister to watch a West End Show, comedy club and get drunk, ended pole dancing in Yates, Leciester Square with two chinese women while fellas watched us, after the summer I have had, I forgot to sort something out!! DOH!! Never mind, there is always Wrexham on Saturday night with three lovely ladies, all of which are deeply sexually alluring and great to have fun with. What more could a man want? Well we all know the answer to that don’t we ; )

No, not a Hedge Trimmer….crazy fool….

The blessed day itself, well that’s a good question. I still don’t know fully how the day will turn out, but dave and chris wanted to pop along to oswestry for a chat and food, and I was supposed to be in Chester for the day, hmm plans it appears never go according to what ye want. Then again perhaps becuase i have been in high demand (that’s a 9 on the bullsh*t meter) then these schedule conflicts are bound to happen, still as I have said on many occasions: Bros before Hoes. Seems that is harder to live up to than I ever thought. Bugger. What do I do now, dad? LOL!!

Went back to Salsa on Monday after a brief pause of two weeks mainly due to other commitments and being knackered. My god, I am crap!! Seems I am fine when dancing alone, but when dancing with the ladies, it goes t*ts up!! NOOOOOO! Boo who and woe is me! Because as we all know, Women equate men’s dancing to how well they perform in the bedroom (or other places if that is your sort of thing). Don’t ask me why, it was research done by scientists or other bored people ages ago. (Will wait for the comments to come flying in on that)

I do need to catch up with some more people now as by the looks of things, Uni starts again the 14th September, and therefore I should be at home more in order to do this. Colin Blanchard I have neglected for a while now, and I need to catch with the MySpace crowd, all of which seem to be people from Hard-on High (Sorry Hawarden) School, of which it was rather bizzare that we didn’t talk much (well ok the correct way of putting was, my existance was bearly acknowledged) when we were in school, then less than 48 hours after doing the MySpace Site, Louise Drew and Hayley Picken no less get in contact, two ladies who I fancied back then, and I must say look fantastic now!

Must not forget Lee, though from his picture, he looks a filthy little so and so, which is what he was in school as it goes, so i guess some things never change. LOL, Hello Lee!! I must also get down to doing up the myspace site with the content from Cricket etc, and also mirroring the blog updates more regularly. Stick it on the things to do list as they say.

Well after that long update, it’s the end of the show, tune in next time for more fun and frolicks with the occasional graphic sex scene thrown in, with Paul Hughes, Space Adventurer!

Right, where’s me cup of tea and slippers?